Once upon a dream















fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

11 hours ago with 368627 notes — via twirlyeleven, © youtube.com



nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

12 hours ago with 140541 notes — via stillalittlekid, © legendxofxzach



songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

image

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

16 hours ago with 199215 notes — via that-cumbercookie, © casualdorkpatrol



halflock:


"Sherlock, I literally was only gone for twenty minutes."

Week 24.1
I’m back <3Available as a sticker here!

halflock:

"Sherlock, I literally was only gone for twenty minutes."

Week 24.1

I’m back <3
Available as a sticker here!

16 hours ago with 813 notes — via sweetdreams828, © halflock



penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

16 hours ago with 620359 notes — via themusicaloddity, © xylemphone



nailpornography:

Paperman 💋 

nailpornography:

Paperman 💋 

16 hours ago with 1342 notes — via whenyouwishuponastar98, © instagram.com



neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

16 hours ago with 39894 notes — via captaintoastie, © zankiegrance



Feeling CINDERELLA today. :)

16 hours ago with 7 notes



eatallthecheese:

just in case you were wondering about the plot of orange is the new black

17 hours ago with 44729 notes — via mshaleyalexandra, © niehausmannings



I’m going to murder you a thousand times.

17 hours ago with 7860 notes — via olafella, © karens-gillans